Tiny randomness #1

So I give my son a bath and as I go to pull him I first take his towel and lay upon my body so that when I take him out he has a landing spot and then I wrap him up in it. Well I grab the towel and bite the top so that I can fold it over his head to dry his hair. Of course as I am sitting on the side of the tub I go  to pull him out, as I'm pulling him out he, without me realizing it, grabs the towel with him so that it un-capes me and as I plot him down on my lap his wet body lands on me instead of the towel and I am become the towel, that is my clothes. This is not how I had envisioned this situation. I think I need a little more finesse in my life.