The A.D.D GoaT.E.E.

So as most of my friends know I had a MONSTROUS GOATEE for the last year. Some might describe it as awesome, some nasty, maybe even rat-nasty.

Well we turned it into a fundraiser to cover some of the cost for our summer youth conference. We raised $4,500 for me to chop it off, a sad day yet glorious at the same time. I let one our teens cut it off on stage in front of the whole youth group about 400 peeps. I felt like Sampson (Judges 16:19) my knees buckled. For some crazy reason I decided that I would put the goatee hairs in the front pocket of my dress shirt for storage, you know make a collage with them or mend them into a blanket or the like. Apparently one of the handicaps of A.D.D is forget fullness, I think, I can't really remember. Anyway so the rest of the youth night goes on and I go on my merry way. I get home and am trying to think of something to do with all these chinless goatee hairs, maybe frame them, although I still had not taken them out of the front pocket of my dress shirt, well either way evening came and morning followed (Genesis 1:8).

The events of Tuesday February 12th are as follows:
I went to work.
I came home from work.
I made dinner.
We ate dinner.
We put the kids down for bed.
My wife & I played darts in the garage.
The dryer had finished its duties, the washer & dryer are in the garage
My wife opened the dryer to fold the clothes.

I have heard of a cat hair ball, but I have never heard of a "dryer goatee hair ball," maybe you never have either. Well apparently my dryer coughed up a goatee hair ball, not only that but there were goatee hairs stuck to all the clothing, ironically except my dress shirt, who would have thunk it. I guess someone forgot to tell my wife that someone had put all their goatee hairs in the front pocket of their dress shirt. My mother said, regarding laundry, make sure you always check all the pockets first. I guess someone forgot. At first I thought what a wonderful gift, the goatee has done it again, but than I had to pull every piece of hair off of every piece of clothing, that's a chore. I think we all know the lesson that was learned here, "always make sure you check all the pockets first"

Needless to say A.D.D. struck again!